Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Pillows

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Snail Coach

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Chicken: the one-man show

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Get rich slow"

'Existential truckstop'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

Interior Monologuist

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

The End.

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

"Let's not spoil this by falling in love, Luther."