Slow Lane Investor Pillows

"Get rich slow"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Slow food restaurant

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

"Anyone home?"

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Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

'It's 10:00pm - do you know where your stock broker is hiding?'

Missing persons - "So he was due back yesterday after going out for a paper twelve months ago."

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'On your mark...'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'