Slow Lane Investor Pillows

"Get rich slow"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Slow food restaurant

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

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Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

"Anyone home?"

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

Business is slow, thank goodness.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

Life didn't pass me by --- I just refused to keep up!

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'On your mark...'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

Missing persons - "So he was due back yesterday after going out for a paper twelve months ago."

'It's 10:00pm - do you know where your stock broker is hiding?'

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

Getting in step with the global slowdown.