Slow Lane Investor Mugs

Discover mugs that celebrate the slow lane investor’s thoughtful approach. Perfect for coffee breaks, these humorous and personalized mugs add a touch of wit to their day.

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"Get rich slow"

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!' mockup

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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Slow food restaurant

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"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out." mockup

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

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Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.' mockup

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

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"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me." mockup

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?" mockup

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

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"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious." mockup

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

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"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..." mockup

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

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"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years." mockup

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

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"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again." mockup

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

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Granny takes a turtle for a walk. mockup

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

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"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?" mockup

"Do we look like investors in high-tech funds to you?"

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'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.' mockup

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

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'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.' mockup

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

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"Anyone home?"

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Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.'

Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.' mockup

Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.'

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Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

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"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks." mockup

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

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"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible." mockup

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

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Business is slow, thank goodness. mockup

Business is slow, thank goodness.

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'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.' mockup

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

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'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?' mockup

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

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'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.' mockup

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

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'It's 10:00pm - do you know where your stock broker is hiding?'

'It's 10:00pm - do you know where your stock broker is hiding?' mockup

'It's 10:00pm - do you know where your stock broker is hiding?'

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Missing persons - "So he was due back yesterday after going out for a paper twelve months ago."

Missing persons - "So he was due back yesterday after going out for a paper twelve months ago." mockup

Missing persons - "So he was due back yesterday after going out for a paper twelve months ago."

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"Easy does it, Ralph."

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'On your mark...'

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"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks." mockup

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

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"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction." mockup

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

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Getting in step with the global slowdown.

Getting in step with the global slowdown. mockup

Getting in step with the global slowdown.

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'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.' mockup

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

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Slow Lane Investor Mugs Collection

Slow Lane Investor Pillows

Add some humor and comfort to their space with our playful pillows, designed for the laid-back investor.

Slow Lane Investor Prints

Decorate their home or office with inspiring prints that honor the slow and steady approach to investing.

Slow Lane Investor T-Shirts

Looking for more ways to celebrate patience and steady growth? Check out our collection of t-shirts crafted for the relaxed investor.