Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.
Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Mugs
Explore mugs perfect for the philosopher of the slow lane, featuring witty and wise designs that encourage reflection and relaxation with every sip. A great way to start their day.
Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)
'...the really big ones can be found.'
Snail Coach
Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.
Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.
"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."
Chicken: the one-man show
"Get rich slow"
Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.
'Existential truckstop'
Quiet!
The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.
"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"
"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."
William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.
Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."
MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'
Interior Monologuist
"I dreamed my parents were still alive."
'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'
An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control
"We missed out on the quality of life index again."
Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.
The End.
"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."
'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'
Business is slow, thank goodness.
'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'
'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'
This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.
'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'
"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"
'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'
"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."
Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Mugs Collection
Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Pillows
Add a touch of humor and serenity to any space with pillows celebrating slow living and thoughtful downtime.
Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that inspire mindfulness and humor, ideal for the relaxed philosopher's sanctuary.
Philosopher Of The Slow Lane T-Shirts
Embrace a laid-back attitude with our t-shirts designed for the slow lane philosopher—comfy, clever, and conversation-starting.