Freeway Philosopher Mugs

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Yes, That Was The Exit

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

Road Guilt

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Bank

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.