Freeway Philosopher Mugs

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Yes, That Was The Exit

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Chicken: the one-man show

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Bank

Road Guilt

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'