Slow Pace Philosophers Mugs

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

Snail Coach

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

'Retirement, Higgins? -- But at forty hours per week, you've only worked here thirteen years.'

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

'On your mark...'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

'I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years working as a parking attendant.'

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

'I only make $8 an hour, but fortunately, since they cut my hours, the job doesn't take up much of my time.'

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

'No, I'm sorry, he didn't leave a forwarding address.'

'It's the final lap, Jerry! He looks tired! ooze around him! ooze around him!'

A Snail follows directions.

"So, Baldo, do you remember when you started working here?"

"Glad I'm not self employed, I've wasted the entire day."