Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Gifts

Looking for a gift for the philosopher of the slow lane? Our collection features witty and inspiring products that embrace a relaxed, contemplative attitude. Perfect for those who savor life's slower rhythms and appreciate a good dose of humor. Whether they love a leisurely pace or enjoy thoughtful conversations, these gifts are a charming way to celebrate their unique perspective.

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Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses) mockup

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

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'...the really big ones can be found.' mockup

'...the really big ones can be found.'

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Snail Coach

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Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

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Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

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"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out." mockup

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

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Chicken: the one-man show

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Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

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Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

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"Get rich slow"

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'Existential truckstop'

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"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?" mockup

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

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"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..." mockup

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"I dreamed my parents were still alive." mockup

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

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MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.' mockup

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

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An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

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'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!' mockup

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

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Interior Monologuist

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"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again." mockup

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity. mockup

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

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The End.

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"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing." mockup

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

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Business is slow, thank goodness. mockup

Business is slow, thank goodness.

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'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.' mockup

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

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'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.' mockup

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

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'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.' mockup

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

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This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now. mockup

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

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'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.' mockup

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

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"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?" mockup

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

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"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks." mockup

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

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'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.' mockup

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

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"Let's not spoil this by falling in love, Luther."

"Let's not spoil this by falling in love, Luther." mockup

"Let's not spoil this by falling in love, Luther."

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Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Gifts Collection

Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Mugs

Looking for more slow lane wisdom? Our collection of mugs with witty sayings and thoughtful designs is perfect for relaxed mornings and introspective moments.

Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Pillows

Add a touch of humor and serenity to any space with pillows celebrating slow living and thoughtful downtime.

Philosopher Of The Slow Lane Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that inspire mindfulness and humor, ideal for the relaxed philosopher's sanctuary.

Philosopher Of The Slow Lane T-Shirts

Embrace a laid-back attitude with our t-shirts designed for the slow lane philosopher—comfy, clever, and conversation-starting.