Roadside Philosopher Gifts

Chicken: the one-man show

Highway cone tepee.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

"Do I get to keep the roadkill?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"That was generous."

Bank

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control