Roadside Philosopher Gifts

Chicken: the one-man show

Highway cone tepee.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

"Do I get to keep the roadkill?"

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Existential truckstop'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"That was generous."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Bank

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.