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"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Speed Checked By Radar.

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Anyone home?"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Slow food.

Boris Bike

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Snail Taxi.

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

Tortoise Mailman.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

Business is slow, thank goodness.

"I've always worked from home."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

"No, this video of your father running is not in slow motion."

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

'On your mark...'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'