Slow-paced Enthusiast Mugs

Mr. Sloth #3; Bathroom Break. What are you doing in there, reading War and Peace?

"I've always worked from home."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Hush puppy.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I'll do half of it.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"Anyone home?"

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Free Little Library

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."