Sidewalk Philosopher Pillows

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

The average man in the street.

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

Pavement Artist

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Chicken: the one-man show

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Bank

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

"That was generous."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

How does she get her grass so green?

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."