Streetwise Philosophers Pillows

Health Store - "Had over the cash or I smoke.. "

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

No Immediate Danger

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

E=mc2 - Einstein's graffiti.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Bank

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

Athens wildfires

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'