Streetwise Philosophers Gifts

Health Store - "Had over the cash or I smoke.. "

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Skater dude.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

Athens wildfires

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

"That was generous."

Bank

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."