Street Philosophy Fan Gifts

Panhandler with sign; "Too honest about my true feelings."

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Cariactures

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Utility Chic.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Pigeon Fashion

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Doomsday marketing

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Can you prove it's your hat?'