Street Philosopher Fans Gifts

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

'Personally, I think you're losing your focus.'

"Nobody cares any more."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Cariactures

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

No Immediate Danger

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men gossiping

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Brickie's Mate

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'