Street Philosopher Fans Gifts

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

'Personally, I think you're losing your focus.'

"Nobody cares any more."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Cariactures

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

No Immediate Danger

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Men gossiping

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

The Great Leap Forward

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Brickie's Mate

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...