Street Philosopher Appreciators Gifts

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"He's always been an optimist."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Chicken: the one-man show

Amongst the rush.

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

Athens wildfires

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.