Street Wisdom Appreciator Gifts

"You have to admire his honesty."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

Bank

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

Parking meter holdup

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Watch for Children.

Standing ovation $5.

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

No Return on Investments.

Chugger

'Marry me, Celia, let me take care of you!'

"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm pursuing the American Daydream."

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'

'Oh, yes - I'm much happier since I found religion.'

"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."