Street Wisdom Appreciator Prints

"You have to admire his honesty."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

Bank

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

Parking meter holdup

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

Watch for Children.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

Standing ovation $5.

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

'One thing about being chronically unemployed -- we're safe from work-related injuries.'

Two kids on corner - one promotes 'hugs' at no cost, while the other kid promotes 'punch in the face' for ten dollars.

'Marry me, Celia, let me take care of you!'

"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm pursuing the American Daydream."

'Oh, yes - I'm much happier since I found religion.'

No Return on Investments.

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'