Street Life Appreciators Prints

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Will Kill For Food

"That's my novel."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

A smart alec boy

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

What a Dog.

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"That was generous."

Busking Elephant

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'Don't even think about it.'

Heard you died

"Don't make me beg."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

"Times are tough."

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'

'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

'I do my bit to keep crime off the streets...I stay in one night a week.'