Street Life Appreciators Mugs

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"That's my novel."

Will Kill For Food

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

What a Dog.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

A smart alec boy

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Busking Elephant

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"That was generous."

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'Don't even think about it.'

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

Heard you died

"Don't make me beg."

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

'His bark is worse than his bite.'

"Times are tough."

'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'

"What this one? That's me en-suite..."

Great Streets

Murals.