Street Life Philosopher Gifts

Played by the rules.

Will work 4 food. Will work on table manners.

Warning - Muggers, Vagrants, Drunks and Teenage Thugs Ahead. "Civilisation at last!"

Bird with sign reading: Nothing left to crow about - any change.

'So I got my people to meet with their people, and that's the last I heard from either of them.'

"That was generous."

Wok. Don't Wok.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Can't even hold signs well.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Chicken: the one-man show

Amongst the rush.

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

A smart alec boy

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!