Street Life Gifts

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

Miracles on 34th Street.

Boys asking a barrister for directions

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

'Ten dollars... $50.00 dead center.'

Laying the dust

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Will wish you a very merry Christmas 50c.

'He's the homeless one - I'm just living my life.'

Chicken Crossing.

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

Feed a fever.

'And for dessert I'd recommend this affordable vintage called Chateau Coup de Grace.'

"That yob's putting his dirty feet on my bed!"

"That was generous."

'Whe I got hit by that truck last week, my whole life flashed before my eyes...'

Street person holding sign over companion that says 'Kick him for a dollar'.

Taxi.

'Please, sir, help me open a kick starter account...'

'Sorry, no service today.'

'And they call us animals!'

Men wearing signs saying 'Will feed for work', 'will work for food', 'will work for 20%'. Suddenly, Bob's Agent Shows Up.

'Hey, pal -- Don't knock it if you haven't tried it!'

'How kind...you saved me your ciggie butts.'

'Me too - it started as a hobby, and eventually became a career.'

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

Spare some change... or I will eat the dog.

'If I was a beggar, would I charge $5 for a flower?'

Tramp sleeps rough with 'Turps made' alarm clock beside him.

'And then, one day, I went for broke!'

'Will beg for food'

"My palm's itching. Means I'm gonna make some money." "No Chuck. It means you need to wash."

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer