Street Life Gifts

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

Miracles on 34th Street.

Boys asking a barrister for directions

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Chicken Crossing.

'Ten dollars... $50.00 dead center.'

Laying the dust

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Will wish you a very merry Christmas 50c.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Feed a fever.

'He's the homeless one - I'm just living my life.'

'And they call us animals!'

Street person holding sign over companion that says 'Kick him for a dollar'.

'Hey, pal -- Don't knock it if you haven't tried it!'

'Whe I got hit by that truck last week, my whole life flashed before my eyes...'

"That yob's putting his dirty feet on my bed!"

'And for dessert I'd recommend this affordable vintage called Chateau Coup de Grace.'

'How kind...you saved me your ciggie butts.'

Men wearing signs saying 'Will feed for work', 'will work for food', 'will work for 20%'. Suddenly, Bob's Agent Shows Up.

'Me too - it started as a hobby, and eventually became a career.'

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'

Spare some change... or I will eat the dog.

'If I was a beggar, would I charge $5 for a flower?'

Tramp sleeps rough with 'Turps made' alarm clock beside him.

'And then, one day, I went for broke!'

'Will beg for food'

"My palm's itching. Means I'm gonna make some money." "No Chuck. It means you need to wash."

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

'Purchase two or more and get free tech support.'

"Bliss, another day of google not being able to steal our data..."

A line of beggars are begging on the sidewalk, except for one, who is out to lunch.

"Go on... We dare you!"

"Don't make me beg."