Urban Life Gifts

Manhattan Cat atop the Chrysler Building

Walking Tours of New York

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."

Manspreading.

Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."

Targeted Advertising

Pigeon Little

"Do you mind? I happen to be on the phone!"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

"The guy in the next apartment is a big-game hunter."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

London cab sign: 'Thank you for not asking to go across the river.'

"The foxes in this area seem to have adapted well to urban life."

Street signposts - 'walk the walk' and 'talk the talk'.

Innocent bystander waiting area.

"Isn't nature grand?"

No sense of urgency, please help.

Canal Street

"And will he know what this is regarding?"

Power, Money, Ego, Hype, Parking.

Taken By Surprise

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

'Wilson, this city isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'These newly redundant bank employees have got a lot to learn.'

'Let's say we had jobs, and money, a place to live, and futures--how different would our lives really be?'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Both boy scout and little old lady are run over while boy scout helped the little old lady cross the street.

"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?

Pantomime Horse