Starting Urban Life Gifts

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

e-shoes

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I have no thumbs."

Love linked

No Immediate Danger