Starting Urban Life Prints

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

e-shoes

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"I have no thumbs."

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"