Urban Life Navigator Prints

"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."

"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Merlin's magic powers gave him increased parking options.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

e-shoes

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I have no thumbs."

Touring Cyclist

Hoodie Hang-out

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

No Immediate Danger

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Commutobile

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Tower Hamlets

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"