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"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."

"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Merlin's magic powers gave him increased parking options.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

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"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Hoodie Hang-out

Touring Cyclist

No Immediate Danger

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I have no thumbs."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Commutobile

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Tower Hamlets