City Life Explorer T-Shirts

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

Antisocial Behavior

"Maybe we're not the salt of the earth, but we're the salt of the Upper East Side."

"I told you never to call me here."

Desk of an urban farm manager

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

"We've got to stop meeting like this."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

City Boy.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

Saxophone Player.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Serenading

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I don't believe in you!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'