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Urban therapy.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

An office at the top of a fire escape

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

"Welcome to New York."

'I've stopped going out at night. Too dangerous.'

Poor Elwood wasn't sure if he was coming or going.

Way too many people ahead...

Taxi - I love going home

Introducing...Idiotman!

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

'From up here they look like us.'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"Hey, is this great traffic, or what?"

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

The grass is always greener.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Ronald is extremely compulsive.

Tolerate thy neighbour

"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."

City Bank

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

Extra! Extra! Internet is putting us out of business!

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Passengers checking for their train

"You can hear this?"

"City kids."