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"I taught him to beg, roll over and fetch sticks but after I taught him to use the cash point it all went down hill"

'Timmy, I want you to know - You're more than just my best friend...You're my lunch too!'

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

6 Brothers Falafel

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

See you at Charing Cross!

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Down on Bourbon Street...

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

You trip on it, you buy it.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Will Kill For Food

Hot Rinzelophtats

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"I told you never to call me here."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Pizza London Eye

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

A smart alec boy

Danger Quicksand

Desk of an urban farm manager

Walking Tours of New York

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Miracles on 34th Street.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'