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Beggar has his own gift shop.

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

'Must say my cat's a bit of a disappointment...'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Will Kill For Food

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

A smart alec boy

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Busking Elephant

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"That was generous."

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"Don't make me beg."

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

'The views are great but the celebrity neighbours are too damn noisy.'

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

'Locally Owned and Operated.'

'I do my bit to keep crime off the streets...I stay in one night a week.'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

'Yeah, I couldn't make a lousy cent for days and I don't care about it! Got me, dude?'