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Beggar has his own gift shop.

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

'Must say my cat's a bit of a disappointment...'

Wok. Don't Wok.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Will Kill For Food

A smart alec boy

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Miracles on 34th Street.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Busking Elephant

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

"That was generous."

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

"Don't make me beg."

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

'Ahhh! You can just feel your pores opening up!'

'I do my bit to keep crime off the streets...I stay in one night a week.'

Child on leash peeing on fire hydrant.

"What this one? That's me en-suite..."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

'The views are great but the celebrity neighbours are too damn noisy.'

"Times are tough."