Urban Living Lover Gifts

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Dog Walking Services

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hoodie Hang-out

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

No Immediate Danger

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

City Marathon.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

The Streets - Night

Packed like sardines

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Is Driving Doomed?

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"