Urban Living Lover Mugs

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Marathon.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Hoodie Hang-out

No Immediate Danger

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

The Streets - Night

Packed like sardines

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Mr Metrosexual.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."