Street Life Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't argue with me. The FDR will be faster!"

The Denouement is Nigh!

Homeless cocktail mixer.

'Okay, so I'm a bum- at least I'm conveniently located!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Utility Chic.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

Will Kill For Food

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

A smart alec boy

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"That was generous."

Bling Bling.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Sidewalk the game

Busking Elephant

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

"Don't make me beg."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".