Street Life Enthusiast Pillows

Dog begging with sign that reads 'Boneless and hungry'.

"Don't argue with me. The FDR will be faster!"

The Denouement is Nigh!

Homeless cocktail mixer.

'Okay, so I'm a bum- at least I'm conveniently located!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Utility Chic.

Down on Bourbon Street...

You trip on it, you buy it.

Will Kill For Food

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

A smart alec boy

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

"That was generous."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Busking Elephant

Sidewalk the game

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Bling Bling.

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors