Streetwise Scholar Pillows

"Money? No Mister. . . I just wanted to known when the bus is coming."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

New research on streetcrime

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Parking meter holdup

Street Smarts.

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Begging ATM.

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

'Watch the manhole.'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Education is very important!!

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'