Streetwise Statistician Pillows

New research on streetcrime

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Skater dude.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Customers Wanted

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Begging ATM.

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'Watch the manhole.'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Hoodies playing chess

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

Park!

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'

"You're not fooling me again, buddy, I gave you money for a coffee last week. . . and I'm still waiting for it!"