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New research on streetcrime

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

Skater dude.

Customers Wanted

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Street Smarts.

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'Yo Bitch' - 'Nice Ass'

First came Squeegee kids. Now come the Vacuume kids.

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Begging ATM.

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

'Watch the manhole.'

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

Boys asking a barrister for directions

Mugger put off by smelly runner

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

Hoodies playing chess

"No parking: Cars will be towed, stripped and sold to chop shops in New Jersey at owner's expense."

A shifty character drives down a city street with two naked bottoms hanging out the window - Crack dealer

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Park!

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'