Streetwise Philosopher Pillows

Phoneless and Homeless

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'I'll get back to you in a minute, I've got a customer right now...'

'Okay, you've had your money. So, where's my coffee?'

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

"Marry you? ... Well, I don't know. Can you keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Skater dude.

"That was generous."

Bank

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

'Everyone has their purpose in God's plan my son. Yours is to be a pain in the arse.'

'Oh, yes - I'm much happier since I found religion.'

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'