Streetwise Thinker Pillows

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Hoodies playing chess

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Skater dude.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Sidewalk the game

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Parking meter holdup

Muggers.

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

Begging ATM.

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

Education is very important!!

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Blind folded - Please Help.

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"Busy working—get lost!"

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Park!

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'