Streetwise Thinker Mugs

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Hoodies playing chess

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Skater dude.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Sidewalk the game

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Parking meter holdup

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

'When I ask you what's the word on the street, I don't mean 'appen!'

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

Muggers.

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

Begging ATM.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

Education is very important!!

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

Mean Streets - Vicious Road/Cruel Avenue/Poor Parade/Evil Lane

"Now I believe it. New York IS out of control."

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Blind folded - Please Help.

"Busy working—get lost!"

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Park!

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"