Street Philosophers Pillows

'One never knows.'

Some people are especially pleased to find a fork in the road.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Chicken: the one-man show

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

'Existential truckstop'