Street Philosophers Pillows

'One never knows.'

Some people are especially pleased to find a fork in the road.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

No Immediate Danger

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Chicken: the one-man show

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

'Existential truckstop'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.