Urban Philosophers Pillows

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

A burial service being held on the sidewalk in a city.

Poor family say grace around a bin.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

No Immediate Danger

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men gossiping

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Can't even hold signs well.

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'