Suburban Philosopher Pillows

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."

"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."

"Ever since that new young couple moved in upstairs we're yesterday's news."

Opium Den 2019

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

No Immediate Danger

"He loves his leaf blower."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Suburban street.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."