Suburban Skeptic Pillows

"Beware of everything."

"No dogs. No solicitors. No children. No nuthin'. In fact, just go! Go away!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Suburban street.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"No religious nuts!"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Autumn Leaves

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Poker Moms

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

Opium Den 2019

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Suburban blues legends

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'I'll bet this would be more fun on a computer.'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

Annoying things about the beach.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

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"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

Mowing the Lawn

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"