Fast Lane Adventurer Gifts

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"I love fast break business success."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Get ready ... Get set ...

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Lion Escapes from Zoo

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

10 items or less

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'

Supermarket customer types.

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"Who's next?"

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

For some reason the waiter feared that this customer may do a runer

"Closed. Out to fast."

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"I want you to reduce your speed, Payne!"

Life in the Fast Lane.