Fast Lane Entrepreneur Gifts

"I love fast break business success."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'You may have three mergers.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'Seven companies in three years.'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

"We've merged and formed a company called 'Two Guys and a Hat.'"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

Life in the Fast Lane.

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

Adam and Eve Food Truck

'So our dot-com business failed! We can next form another dot-com business to liquidate our old dot-com stuff.'