Fast Lane Entrepreneur Mugs

"I love fast break business success."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'You may have three mergers.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

'Seven companies in three years.'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'Ultra-high speed computer...more mistakes in less time?'

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

"Oh, it's just what they call it. I'm sure you can do it at night, too."

"You've got to admit their outright elimination of the hamburger was a stroke of sheer financial genius!"

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

"We've merged and formed a company called 'Two Guys and a Hat.'"

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

"As a small business owner, she had developed a close relationship with UPS."

Life in the Fast Lane.

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

Adam and Eve Food Truck

'So our dot-com business failed! We can next form another dot-com business to liquidate our old dot-com stuff.'

"Motorway of Life Police. I'm afraid your husband met with a very nasty accident in the fast line."