Fast Lane Lover Gifts

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'Safety' Cameras are not for profit.

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

The Flag of Success.

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'How's the new sports car.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I love fast break business success."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Formula One car models

Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.

Formula One

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

race car drivers.

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

Jacques Villeneuve: I'm a lousy driver, but she loves me anyway.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'No, the sound isn't turned off, it's a Formula One race.'

Bowling alley