Fast-paced Adventurer Gifts

For some reason the waiter feared that this customer may do a runer

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'

"Athletic shoes please. I live life in the fast lane!"

"I want you to reduce your speed, Payne!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Where the wild things were."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

An old lady Kitesurfing

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Rubber Ring

Best Pals

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Monkey Handshake

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Monster chariot races

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

Father and Son quality time

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

"Boogie your socks off."

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'