Fast-paced Adventurer T-Shirts

For some reason the waiter feared that this customer may do a runer

'And remember, when you reach the speed of sound the controls work in the reverse direction.'

"Athletic shoes please. I live life in the fast lane!"

"I want you to reduce your speed, Payne!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Where the wild things were."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

An old lady Kitesurfing

Leaf Dive Score

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Best Pals

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Rubber Ring

Monkey Handshake

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Monster chariot races

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

Father and Son quality time

"Boogie your socks off."

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

Lion Escapes from Zoo

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Spin the turtle.